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• There was once a man who was shipwrecked on an Island.
  The natives told him he could live there as long as he liked,with the only rule being that if a certain type of bird flies over the Island and shits on you,you cannot wipe it off for 3 days,or terrible misfortunes will befall you!...
• The long habit of living indisposeth us to dying.
• UK - 100 miles is a long distance. US - 100 years is a long time.
• A pleasure boat captain leased out his craft and services to an old and affluent man and his young, very beautiful mistress.
  As misfortune would have it, a storm wrecked the boat and stranded the three of them on some far away island....
• While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
  "Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?...
• Gilligan's Island is a documentary.
• The Workaholic... A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation.
  He booked a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life....
• The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite simple.
  Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins....