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Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?!
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Oh say, can you C?
Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me your address and I will tell you where you live....
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines.
Don't tell me you want the leftovers??????
When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now.
Don't you ever say '$#%@@##' to me again!