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Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned!
<flap> <flap> <flap> <thud> <oops!>
Preen goeth before a flap.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling.. (Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
There was this frog on a lily pad, in the middle of a pond, surrounded by alligators.
He didn't want to be eaten but he couldn't think of a way to get to edge of the pond without being gobbled up....
Aviation Terms for The Uninformed ALTERNATE AIRPORT
The area directly beyond the active runway when the engine quits on take off ALTIMETER SETTING...
The Perfect Husband... There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings....
The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....