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  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  Now there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
  There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years....
• A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christia
  Do you believe in one God?" He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism....
• CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.
  I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....
• RELIGIOUS Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
  A. Because people might think they were dancing. A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to college....
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• An Atheist... A self professed Atheist, hiking in the woods ran across a bear that begins to chase him.
  When he cannot get away from the bear, running, he falls and the bear approaches....