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Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
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An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
Anything once assembled, will fall apart.
You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled!
No moving parts!
From an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail: Mr.
Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd....
From: msb@sq.com.UUCP (Mark Brader) Newsgroups: rec.
humor.funny Subject: Quality Control Date: 5 Jul 88 18...
From: msb@sq.com.UUCP (Mark Brader) Subject: Quality Control Date
5 Jul 88 18:07:08 GMT >From an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail...
You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment.
However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order....