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• Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
• Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
• Takes a little effort to make PCBoard do un-natural acts.
• I'll have a donut and buttermilk, please. The registered copy don't work either?
  Compliments of Ron Herring (Sysop) and William Watkins....
• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching.
  ..searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found...
• IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
• Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment....
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
  .. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
• Boy, Can A Four Year Old Be Loud! Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
  As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Patty, apparently scared by the loud storm....