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Plug Your Modem In Backwards And Hear The Devil's Own Words!
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Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!
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Never tempt a devil with his own sins.
My modem can beat up your modem!
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed....
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Put your modem where your mouth is!
Put your money where your modem is!
Get your Modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!