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Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code.
Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall
Excuses: I'm too full.
Excuses: I'm too tired.
Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
Excuses: You mean you didn't bring any [insert favorite brand]?
Execute program code from Write Only Memory!
Exercise ? I would rather be space walking !
Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
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