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I lost a button hole today.
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died.
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course...
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