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I need everything; do you have it??
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I just _adore_ this !
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