Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Taglines
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
I just found the last bug!
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...
I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
< previous
...
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
...
757
next >
