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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the lawn!
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Never is such a lonely word.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka!
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