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We are the people our parents warned us about.
We apologize for the inconvenience...
We don't fuckin' curse every other shitfaced word, dammit.
We do precision guesswork
We do not know 1 millionth of one percent about anything.
We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS
We get to peel the tape off Wendy O. Williams after her concerts!
We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We can keep it up FOREVER!
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