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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.
You send `em to school ... they eat the books.
You can relax now. He's not coming.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You could do better, but why bother?
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave.
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