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Are You A Klingon, Or Is That A Turtle On Your Head?##
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Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?##
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Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head?
What do you call a turtle with a hard-on? Slow Poke!
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left it.
Q: Where do you find a Turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left him.
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.
Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS.