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Ask the phantom... He knows what evil lurks.
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Evil Lurks in very Mysterious Place
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
Try taping a drunk to his bed. Get a large roll of masking tape and when he passes out wind it around him and the bed.
Another good one to do with a drunk is to put one of those fake bald heads over his hair....
He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.
Only the Shadow knows . . . and he's not telling.
Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____Net!
A truly wise man knows he's a fool.
Airsick... A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep....
Nobody Else Knows What To Do Either!