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• From: fritz@csvax.caltech.edu.UUCP (fritz nordby) Subjec
  human oscillators Date: 29 Jun 88 21:45:27 GMT My favourite two campus practical joke...
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  Consider the resultant scene (visible from the outside just by watching the windows)...
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