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• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
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• Never break your bread or roll in your soup.
• Umm...your ZIP is open...
• Psst! Your .zip file is open!
• I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.
• What is green, slimy and smells like Ms. Piggy? Kermits middle finger!!!
• Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche? A: "Hog wash!