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• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• I've set up my answering machine so that when anyone calls, they here a busy signal.
• Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact Man1
  You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
• A friend of mine told me this one. Two men were at a poker game that had run late
  3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
• This new guy in town was visiting a local pub when he noticed a strange looking machine next to the bar.
  The bartender told him it is a piss analysis machine....
• But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
  Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people ringing the phone at 10am just so they can hear the clever messages I usually have, and then hanging up without even leaving a "like your message" message....
• Those crazy soviets... Date: Mon, 29 May 89 12:51
  20 EST I had misplaced the paper this was in and thought I'd lost it....