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• From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
  27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
• A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
  Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....