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CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
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THE TOP 22 POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID 22) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
21) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead....
38 Politically Correct ways to say someone is stupid 1.
A few clowns short of a circus. 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal....
Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of their parts.
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle....
Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.
Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will....
The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected
2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....
Executive Fantasy A rich business executive sees an ad in the Wall Street Journal for the world's fastest and most expensive car, the Tri-Turbo Convertible Fantasy.
It costs over $1 million. The mogul decides that he must have it, and assigns half a dozen assistants to track the car down for him....