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Californians are not without their faults.
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I took my son to TGIFriday's for his twenty-first birthday....
California does have its faults.
When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents.
But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the sting of life....
How many Californians does it take to screw a litebulb? -None- they screw on beaches.
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the Summer Olympics.
Too late, however, to keep out most Californians....