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• Background music: Something psychotic sounding, like Revolution 9 (Beatles) or Toccata (ELP)) Hello, you have reached the &l
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• A young priest was having difficulty keeping his audience awake.
  He asked an elder colleague for some help. "Well," said the other priest "I like to shock'em awake....
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• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
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• The Shape I am In... There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
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