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• I love flying my computer.
• NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
• Welcome my son, welcome to the machine - PF
• One day, an old French sausage maker whose sausages were renowned worldwide decided the time had come for him to retire
  but as the business had been in his family for generations and wanted to keep it so, he was keen his not too bright only son and heir take over the running....
• The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine)
• This new guy in town was visiting a local pub when he noticed a strange looking machine next to the bar.
  The bartender told him it is a piss analysis machine....
• My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....
• I'm FLYING I'm FLYING! >>THUD<<
• Im FLYING Im FLYING! >>THUD<<