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• Practicing Sanity in an Insane Era" by H. Ross Pero
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• Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters." -- Ross Presser ======================================================================== All men dream
  but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity...
• Boredom is a feast unfit for mankind, therefore, keep busy
  H H AAA V V EEE SSS EEE X X ! ! H H A A V V E S E X X !...
• There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
  A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
• Once upon a time there was a mathematician who found an equation for GOD.
  It was, of course, a very complicated equation but, she figured, all she had to do was find a computer system which (1) had a large enough memory to store all the necessary variables and (2) was fast enough to gather all the information together....