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• A piano player found his instrument to be out of tune and therefore called in the local tuner, Mr.
  Orlando Oppornokity. Mr. O. accordingly was summoned, tinkered with the keys, and departed....
• An open mind gathers no dust.
• And another one bites the dust ....
• O rage! O despair!
• We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
• Press to "TEST", [click], Release to "DETONATE".
• Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble.
• ?o? <o> Quit bugging me. ?O? /\O/