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• Nothing important happens on Monday.
• MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - think about this one.
  I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met....
• One Liners Worth Remembering Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Eagles may soa
  but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol I intend to live forever-so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
• More One Liners * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  * For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain....
• Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
  "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour....
• I'm kept in the dark and fed B.S. Me? Mushroom?
• How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
• Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....