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Do not fold, spindle, or mutate...
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Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..
DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata) - GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE THEREOF....
Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing.
Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane
There was a computer operator at a certain college (I don't know where), who had been fired for something (I don't know what).
He acquired one of the ten platter disk packs that the university was using on its mainframe computer system, and took it home....
I know the combination to your locked baud rate.. I found out how to make my Penis 17 inches!
Fold it in Half! What should you do if you are walking down the street and find Saddam Husein buried up to his neck in cement?...
Accountants What's the definition of an accountant?
- Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand....
miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
From: tegrara@prism.gatech.edu (ramasamy alagirussmy) Newsgroup
ec.humor.funny Subject: Phases of education Date...