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  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...
• After his death, a man found himself in hell being led by a demon to the place where he would stoka a fire throughout eternity.
  As he walked, he noticed a man, whom he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous woman....
• The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.
  Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?...
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....
• One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet.
  Well, Bubba was rather well endowed and curiosity got the best of the husband and he just had to look....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
  I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
• I was tired one night, so I went to a bar to have a few drinks.
  I tell ya' I get no respect. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?...
• The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.