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• Just kiss the ring and get up...
• Get high on a reef
• What's the difference between Mono and Herpes? -- Well, you can get Mono by snatching a kiss.
  .....
• Q: What's the difference between mono and herpes? A: You get mono from snatching a kiss.
• Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heave
  while waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip....
• The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman riding on a train.
  Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap....
• This T-38 pilot ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road.
  He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!...
• Kiss my ASCII.
• Kiss my Bi