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• *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
• Computer people insert it between the margins. Computer people do the hard drive.
  I can't do the hard drive, I've got a floppy....
• Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
• For THIS I bought a computer?
• The computer made me do it; HONEST!
• There was a computer operator at a certain college (I don't know where), who had been fired for something (I don't know what).
  He acquired one of the ten platter disk packs that the university was using on its mainframe computer system, and took it home....
• I love flying my computer.
• ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott!
  Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer....