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I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
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Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
A tale of woe...by Poe? Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Systems manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadshee...
10. Hot Buttered Elves 9. Santa's Magic Lap 8. Babes in Boyland 7.
Crisco Kringle 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 5....
Worf: Shoot it. Picard: Let's talk to it. Rike
Screw it. Data: I do not understand it. Geordi...
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....