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• A tale of woe...by Poe? Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
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• Something I have done before is wire someones bed to give them a nice shock.
  It was done as follows: strip some stranded wire and use the wire to form a grid under the top sheet....
• If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• You can stop reading now, I've finished my message