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I Was Pleased To Answer Promptly. I Said I Didn't Know.
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I was pleased to answer promptly. I said I didn't know.
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Am I pleased or frightened?
My standard answer for that is, I don't know.
A Wise Man Once Said...I Don't Know.
A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly tossed cookies all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them....
I know and I know you know I know.
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Tommy answered, "I know. I know. It's a banana.
I meant what I said --- I think.
I said it! Oh! I said it again!