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  Back home she reads the instructions carefully and assembles the cupboard in the bedroom....
• Q: How many critters can you find in a pair of panty hose?
  A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass and one beaver - they're still looking for the fish....
• German waiter re delay: "The wurst is yet to come.
• ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
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• During my freshman year at OSU, Some of the guys in my floor "discovered" this (on about the second day 8-).
  The doors in the "Tower" dorms have a lever shaped door handle, but the pennies still work if the person has locked their door (for instance, to sleep)....
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