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• SUPERIOR REVISED CAT CODE Program Cat; Uses Crt; Var Dead
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• Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
• Congratulations on your purchase of a CAT Unit! This model contains the following feature
  * User Friendly * Mouse Driven * Self Cleaning * Energy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use * Self Portable Operation * Dual Video and Audio Input * Audio Output * Auto Search Routines for Input Data * Auto Search for Output Bin * Instant Transition (2 nanoseconds) Between Standby and Full Power Mode Production Detail...
• Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
• Teenagers are like CATS: ** Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
  ** No matter what you do for them, it is not enough....
• 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
  Because he is still alive. But this is only a technicality....
• A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
  Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly....