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Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨
How do you make friends with a computer? Bit by bit.
While we are on the subject, here is another mathematical limerick which I have > not seen lately
> _ > 12 + 144 + 20 + 3 \/4 2 > --------------------- + 5*11 = 9 + 0 > 7 > which reads a...
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
For THIS I bought a computer?
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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