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  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?
  Sure I do," he mumbled....
• I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
• Unknown "How'd the golf game go today, dear? Did you win?
  "No, but I got a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more than anyone else!...
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• EEKING OUT A LIVING IN RADIOACTIVE SHOES Come now, don’t any of you baby boomers remember having your childhood feet x-rayed at the shoe store?
  It was right about the time we were being stuffed with megadoses of penicillin no matter what the wheezy etiology, and ducking for cover under one-armed elementary school desks in mock nuclear bomb attacks....
• Unknown Three friends always wanted to play golf on Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of their wives.
  One day, after many years, they finally manage to get together for a Saturday game....
• Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .
• Q: What do you call a woman with a wooden leg? A: Peg