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ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
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ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
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Europe has illegal aliens, too, it's reported. Many folks around the world are making it hard for their high school reunion committees to find them.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth....
And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
(since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US) 1....
Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime....
cut here and insert in wallet -------------------- Ben Dover And C.
Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.