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If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
Mother Said: PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
Midnight is past your curfew!" MONA LISA'S MOTHER...
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Quotes From Famous Mothers PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
Midnight is past your curfew!" MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER...
Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
Hi. Now you say something.