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• Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
• Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
• Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
  ** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
• So this sweet little old Jewish lady is walking down the street when she's suddenly accosted by a flasher -- the man jumps in front of her and whips open his coat!
  The lady stops, peers forward intently, and sniffs "Hah! You call that a LINING?!?...
• Give that man a silver dolla
• Hi-yo Silver", the dentist said
• Nothing wrong with sheep, of course. It's just that you have to run around the front every time you want to kiss them.
• To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
  Wrapping an old cloth around it, he continued the battle....