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• I was once in a nice family-style restaurant when I observed some kids supergluing the dishes to the table.
  They also attached the silverware, napkins, salt, pepper, etc....
• This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days.
  The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper shakers with pop-off tops that could be pried off with a knife blade if you were persistent enough....
• Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
• You'd think there were ENOUGH quotes, already...
• An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
  After some observations and rough calculations, the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing....
• Something I have done before is wire someones bed to give them a nice shock.
  It was done as follows: strip some stranded wire and use the wire to form a grid under the top sheet....
• Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already.
• Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.