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  His Mom was horrified and went to see her friend....
• The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
• The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash
• My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years.
  When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him....
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
• A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
  Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper....