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• A Nice Jewish Dog... A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog.
  So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Irving into the house, bragging about how smart he is....
• 3 guys in a boat fishing. a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
  The catholic says to the others "I'm getting hungry and my lunch is on shore"....
• Getting Older... A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?
  The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure....
• 1] 15 digits to dial a local number? He dials 15 digits to connect to his school computer.
  Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board with the sound effects....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• My other computer is a Cray
• My other computer is a 486.