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Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances!
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Necessity Is The Mother Of Taking Chances!
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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances.
Housework won't kill me, but I'm not taking any chances.
Necessity is a mutha.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
A high school student was taking a biology test when he encountered this questio
Give four reasons why mother's milk is better than cow's milk....