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• Defeat may test you. It need not stop you.
• 1st see that you are all right, then defeat an opponent.
• Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
• They never let you live it down - Nero
• The total depravity of inanimate things.
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• They never let you live it down. One little mistake.
• Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
• Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.