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Once A Night, Always A Knight, All Nite Long!!
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Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
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Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough!
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years....
A verray parfit gentil knight.
One night when you have a few friends around, take turns calling the same phone number, a really obnoxious acquaintance that won't recognize your voices is always a good choice.
When the person answers, try to leave a message for John Smith (or any name that sounds real)....
Once a young gay from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom....
There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax!
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.