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• Dead reckoning still has its place. We once had a pilot call in and say "Help, I'm hopelessly lost over Gravette, Ark.
  . We all looked at each other, and after a chuckle, the controller for that area asked the pilot "If you are hopelessly lost, how do you know you are over Gravette, Ark....
• There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.
• Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
  How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
• Q:" How many hardware folks/FSE's does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, that's a software problem. "A:" None, they always work in the dark!...
• Another paper punch-hole trick that is even better is to take a plastic 35mm film canister, paper punch-holes and a can of freeze spray (at fine electronics stores everywhere).
  Fill the film canister with about 1/4" of freeze spray then add punch-holes until the film canister is at least half full, replace the lid on the canister, set the canister on a desk or shelf and then wait for the fun....
• A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
  After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
• Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
  But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings....
• 346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A
  Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette....