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• Only the insane take themselves seriously
• Deep down I'm really shallow.
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• You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
• This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
  When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch tape it to his door AND to the door frame near the knob....
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