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Scary Thought: I've Lived Longer Than Mozart Did.
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Scary thought: I've lived longer than Mozart did.
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But I thought YOU did the backups...
I thought you did the backups.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
I LIVED ! Now what do I do???